Floating Widget

Monday, October 18, 2004

Top 10 Rejection Lines by Men and What They Really Mean

hey guys! are these for real?! just be sure... if not these will come back to us a thousandfold!!!

10. i think of you as a sister. - (you're ugly!) >>> i'd rather not be born noh!!!<<<
9. there's a slight difference in our ages. - (you're ugly!) >>> i'd rather die young!!!<<<
8. i'm not attracted to you in that way. - (you're ugly!) >>> same here!!!<<<
7. my life is too complicated right now. - (you're ugly!) >>> my life will too! if i'm gonna be with you!!! yikes!!!<<<
6. i've got a girlfriend. - (you're ugly!) >>> talaga?! may nagkamali?! i pity her!!!<<<
5. i don't date women where i work. - (you're ugly!) >>> work?! eh tambay k lang dyan sakanto! hobo!!!<<<
4. it's not you, it's me. - (you're ugly!) >>> yah know what?! it's you!!!<<<
3. i'm concentrating on my career. - (you're ugly!) >>> career-in mong mukha mo!!!<<<
2. i'm celibate. - (you're ugly!) >>> you'd rather be!!!<<<
1. let's be friends. - (you're ugly!) >>> mukha mo friends! as if namang gwapo ka!!! i'd rather be single all my life.<<<

these are men's top ten rejection lines just to be fair, i decided to present them with what i call women retaliation! dapat lang siguro!!! as if namang gwapo itong lalaking ito para umarte ng ganito. beware!!! guys, let's face the mirror first!!!..8
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