Isn't this really funny? but hey! do you really mean it? just asking...
10. i think of you only as my brother. (you remind me of that ''hobo'' in front of the billiard hall.)
9. there's a slight difference in our ages. (i still have my ''lolo'' you know!)
8. i'm not attracted to you in that way. (you're the ugliest dork i've laid my eyes on and even if i'm blind, i wouldn't bump into you!)
7. my life seems so complicated now. (please don't be another burden!)
6. i've got a boyfriend. (i prefer my male cat. i'd rather be a lesbian and be OUT!)
5. i don't date men where i work. (i'l better resign!)
4. it's not you. it's me. (it's really you.)
3. i'm concentrating on my career. (even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than what?! date with you?! nyyorkh!!!)2
2. i'm celibate. (i've cursed men like you!)
1. let's be friends. (you better get lost man!)
Now tell me, are these all true?! Good for you!..8
